god this is the greatest thing on tumblr
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omg wht was the name of this show !
Apples in suits.
grapes in tuxedos
Mangoes in formal attire.
Cashews in garter belts
Watermelons in swimwear.
Peaches in G-strings
The happy holocaust
The Boys in the Striped Pajamas
The night of the living dildos
striped dicks
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LOL brillianthe straight up just WALKED through that shit
this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life. Hahahaha
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coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
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MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
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i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
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Super Moon
— June 23, 2013
Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches Perigee, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.
These ‘super moons’ not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.
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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
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fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the worldfun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life
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